mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

draemishs:

coke-uh-cola:

coke-uh-cola:

sometimes i resent canadian stereotypes

but tonight a moose walked into our town supermarket and is strolling around inside at this very moment

i thought it had been evacuated but people are continuing to shop with the moose inside

Saw it too

drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!